Judoon Platoon featuring accreditation (Like they need it!)

The Judoon - Mercenary Police or Thugs For Hire?

Well, they do have some good credentials, always obey local by-laws, their word is their bond. Members of "The Shadow Proclamation" AND "Petrivolde Regency" Elite Protection Unit status, you don't see that on every C.V. (Although their Galactic Trust Pilot rating is only 4.1 because of the marker pens - they are permanent and we mean FOREVER!) 

Emblazoned with their battle cry "Judoon! Pol Kon Don!" The name of their leader. 

Product Specs
- Material: 100% ceramic (Note - percentage will change when coffee is introduced.)
- One size: 11oz (0.33 l) (Must be held vertically or in a modified gravity field to achieve maximum capacity.) (Southern Hemisphere dwellers - you are on your own!)

Product Care
- Microwave and dishwasher safe.
- Do not tumble dry, use a towel. (You’d be surprised.)

Customer care
Never use during Martian Solar Eclipses. (Unless you are actually on Mars at the time, then it should be okay, probably...) (You should cross your fingers for extra safety)
Dunking safe. (Results may vary depending on hand/eye co-ordination.)