Owen Harper (Burn Gorman) Ceramic Coaster

Owen Harper, Owen Harper, Owen Harper. Torchwood medic Dr. Owen Harper, sometimes it's hard to remember that he took the Hippocratic Oath. (His WIN/LOSE Stats are not good...)
Dr. Owen Harper, a law unto himself, a hater of himself and savoir of himself. Commitment is a four-letter word to Owen Harper, until... (Spoilers: Yup!)

Product Specs
- Material: 100% ceramic (Note - percentage will change when coffee is introduced.)
- One size: 11oz (0.33 l) (Must be held vertically or in a modified gravity field to achieve maximum capacity.) (Southern Hemisphere dwellers - you are on your own!)

Product Care 
- Microwave and dishwasher safe.
- Do not tumble dry, use a towel. (If you wrap it in bubble-wrap inside a pillow case, inside a duvet it'll still probably break - what were you thinking, Pond?.)

Customer care
Never use as a teaspoon. (Unless it's a TARDIS teaspoon, smaller on the outside...)
Dunking safe. (Results may vary depending on tentacle/eye co-ordination. Minimum requirements: 1 (one) tentacle, 2 (two) eyes. It's a binocular vision thing.)

Product Specs
- Material: Ceramic and cork
- Size (Round): 4.04'' x 4.04''
- Suitable for hot or cold drinks
- Non-slip cork backing
- Easy to wipe clean

Product Care
- Do not use as a trowel, use a trowel instead, eh? (You’d be surprised!)

Customer care
- Never use as a Frisbee.
- Not Dunking safe. (Results will be consistent no matter the type of brew...)
- Never use as a unicycle.

Please note: You are purchasing 1 (one) coaster. The product image shows the obverse and reverse of 1 (one) coaster. (Although some lucky Whovians may receive multiple coasters if the duplication process malfunctions.
Pros: You might receive two coasters.
Cons: You might receive 3.142 quintillian - it's a numbers game.)