Doctor Who Dalek Motivational Skaro Poster
Doctor Who Dalek Motivational Skaro Poster
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Straight from the Ministry of Dalek Information (and Extermination) comes this striking piece of totalitarian pop art that would make both Stalin and Davros proud! This commanding poster features a masterfully menacing Dalek silhouette in deep crimson, looming against a backdrop of fierce, infernal reds that perfectly capture their warm and fuzzy approach to inter-species relations.
The infamous Dalek manifesto stands bold and unapologetic, proclaiming "ALL INFERIOR CREATURES ARE TO BE CONSIDERED ENEMIES OF THE DALEKS AND DESTROYED!" (Because apparently, they never learned about indoor voices or diplomatic negotiations.)
This stunning piece of art looks like it was ripped straight from the walls of a Dalek recruitment centre - if Daleks actually recruited instead of, you know, exterminating everything that moves.
Perfect for:
- Adding a touch of benevolent dictatorship to your living room
- Motivational office decor (guaranteed to increase productivity or eliminate it entirely)
- Starting concerning conversations with your neighbours
- Collectors of dystopian memorabilia
- Anyone who thinks their room needs more EXTERMINATE energy
Printed on high-quality paper that will survive any timeline (though we make no guarantees about surviving the actual Daleks).
Note: Purchase of this poster does not constitute allegiance to the Dalek Empire, nor does it provide protection during invasion scenarios. The Management accepts no responsibility for sudden urges to conquer planets or speak in monotone.
Product features
- Water and scratch resistant
- Ideal for indoors and outdoors
- 3 sizes to choose from
- Please note: heavy water flow can damage the product
Poster Care Instructions
- Do not under any circumstances use as a business card on Skaro. (You are thusly advised.)
- Not suitable for use as a duvet. (You never know, we might locate some on temporal scanners sometime in the future, or past.)
Person Care Instructions
- Never wear as a cape.
General product safety regulation (GPSR)
General product safety regulation (GPSR)
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